memories:

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 06/22/2014 4:04:43 PM, it’s that #first post takes up too much of my time.

christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

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nultemp:

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

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lord-kitschener:

gorps:

coolcatgroup:

cobaltdays:

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Meowboys

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smeasel:

lavender-lily:

Why is Benedict’s fursona showing me his salty nuts in the middle of the Safeway produce department

this is the xbox section in gamestop

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doqbites:

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:

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pro-gay:

adumbrant:

pro-gay:

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

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novitiate2017:

She was so right & so ahead of her time

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ofools:

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ofools:

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

I love her

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

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sasukespussy:

homestuck:

callout76:

do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users

no

yes

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